Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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