She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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