You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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