you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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