I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
pray to the hookup gods
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
