Im at strip club and am horny
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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