the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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