I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I have feelings that need drinking.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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