You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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