Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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