Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
There are leaves in my underwear?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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