Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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