He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
My feet surprised me
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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