Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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