Pants 0. Shit 1.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Life without a bra equals bliss.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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