dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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