Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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