After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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