you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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