do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
