I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I am available for nakedness
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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