her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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