well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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