Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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