I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I came so hard my ears popped.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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