i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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