nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
50% drunk capacity currently
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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