if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Come share oat with me in your robe
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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