just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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