S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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