"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
