She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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