i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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