i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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