she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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