called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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