shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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