You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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