chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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