I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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