His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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