I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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