all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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