Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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