did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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