addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
operation have a gay friend backfired
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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