Well apparently he's into motor boating.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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