my shit smells like andre
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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