fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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