we're blogging at a bar
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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