these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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