People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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