I'll bet she douches with gravy.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
