i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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