I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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