Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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